Amusing Audio!

[Subbu68]

A scary interlude Mr. Keith....and imagine the ECG measuring flat i am sure an audiophile would have skipped a beat

CPR and if possible defibrillator please.... Call ambulance

 

[aeroash]

Quantum Signal Enhancer​

Bybee Quantum Signal Enhancer - Wood Version

Bybee Audio Video Signal Enhancer adds resolution and clarity to audio and video signals. Call 303-653-6341 to order or discuss.

www.tweekgeek.com

The Bybee QSE is typically placed under/over any kind of power cord or signal cable. It can be used on televisions, computers, audio equipment; medical equipment or any other source. It is also highly effective when used under/over audio and video components such as CD or DVD players, preamplifiers and amplifiers. It can be placed in any position, and direction of face is not important. The QSE does not necessariy need to be in direct contact with a component to be effective.

 

[raghupb]

The above product seems to be a useful dust protecter if placed above the electronic unit

 

[ZzZzZ]

 

[aeroash]

Soundfield Optimizer

The Hallograph - Shakti Innovations

The Hallograph Soundfield Optimizer The Hallograph breakthrough technology is the result of over 10 years of research that studied the effects of the speaker/room interface. We learned how to reduce the audibility of the chaotic reflections from the walls of the listening room so they wont...

www.shakti-innovations.com

• Activated panels generate a musically complimentary reflective energy that transforms your listening room by overshadowing typical room distortions which muddy the bass, overbrighten the presentation and blur the soundstage.
• The Ambient detail of the original recording site is now finally revealed in all its glory.

 

[aeroash]

High Fidelity Cables Pro Elite RCA Interconnects 3M

https://www.audiogon.com/listings/lisaa1g0-high-fidelity-cables-pro-elite-rca-interconnects-3m-interconnects

High Fidelity Cables “Pro” Series Interconnects

The retail price is apparently $69k

"In our other cable lines, the magnetic force is measured in pounds or even hundreds of pounds. The pro elite is measured in tons, in every cable we build. Yes, we do offer a SPDIF cable! it’s not a practical idea but we offered just in case. This cable delivers over 2.3 tons of energy magnetically!... There are those like us at High Fidelity Cables who absolutely have to have this cutting-edge breakthrough. It not only helps us to clearly prove that Magnets Make Music it determines that there is no end to that statement. MORE MAGNETS – MAKE MORE MUSIC."

 

[aeroash]

Naim shakes its cables so that the music flows unhindered!

I would need to borrow this machine to aid some of my bowel movements.

 

[Subbu68]

High Fidelity Cables Pro Elite RCA Interconnects 3M

https://www.audiogon.com/listings/lisaa1g0-high-fidelity-cables-pro-elite-rca-interconnects-3m-interconnects

High Fidelity Cables “Pro” Series Interconnects

The retail price is apparently $69k

"In our other cable lines, the magnetic force is measured in pounds or even hundreds of pounds. The pro elite is measured in tons, in every cable we build. Yes, we do offer a SPDIF cable! it’s not a practical idea but we offered just in case. This cable delivers over 2.3 tons of energy magnetically!... There are those like us at High Fidelity Cables who absolutely have to have this cutting-edge breakthrough. It not only helps us to clearly prove that Magnets Make Music it determines that there is no end to that statement. MORE MAGNETS – MAKE MORE MUSIC."

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Bring the band to your house and have the best soundstage and realism for this cost

 

[Subbu68]

Naim shakes its cables so that the music flows unhindered!

I would need to borrow this machine to aid some of my bowel movements.

 

[aeroash]

FryDaddy - Cable Break-in Service

Returns & Discounts: If you happen to do a return, the break-in service is non-refundable. It is considered a service that you received. There are no discounts on any break-in service.

Their return policy is a real bummer!

Cable Break-in Service (not discountable)

NOTE: This service cannot be performed on our USB, Ethernet, HDMI and Toslink cables. Save wear and tear on your equipment with our cable break-in service. 3, 5, 10 and 20 day service is available. Service applies to your entire order that is in the cart. We use the Hagerman Frydaddy breakin...

www.morrowaudio.com

 

[aeroash]

NPS 1260 3D Enhancer Solution

NPS 1260 3D Enhancer Solution - Positive Feedback

NPS 1260 3D Enhancer Solution

positive-feedback.com

The joy created by the flow of the music probably comes from the lack of brain power needed to process it. It normally takes 30 micro-seconds for the various parts of the brain (including the primitive "lizard brain" within us) to process a given audible input. If we get tripped up trying to decipher the lyrics, or figuring what instrument is making that particular sound, or what are those notes coming from behind the front row of musicians in an orchestra, it requires extra interpolation to figure out all those answers. The music can get smeared or the timing tripped up.

 

[Subbu68]

NPS 1260 3D Enhancer Solution

NPS 1260 3D Enhancer Solution - Positive Feedback

NPS 1260 3D Enhancer Solution

positive-feedback.com

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These days we hear gold being smuggled(and caught at airports in India) in a paste form that is black in colour and the paste smeared on jeans, undergarments etc.. These guys must have used that combo?

 

[mbhangui]

FryDaddy - Cable Break-in Service


Their return policy is a real bummer!

Cable Break-in Service (not discountable)

NOTE: This service cannot be performed on our USB, Ethernet, HDMI and Toslink cables. Save wear and tear on your equipment with our cable break-in service. 3, 5, 10 and 20 day service is available. Service applies to your entire order that is in the cart. We use the Hagerman Frydaddy breakin...

www.morrowaudio.com

Apparently over-breaking-in is a thing. Another option is the Audio Dharma cable cooker

The cooked XLR IC went back for another bout of 12 hours on the CC, bringing it up to 36 hours. In the next A/B, I noticed more of the same—less harshness on top notes, and the presentation was becoming more relaxed. I gave it another dose for 14 hours, bringing the total up to 50. Huh—what happened? The sound lost its warmth, the shrillness was worse, and all gains were reversed. I had over-cooked it. Fortunately, over-cooking does no damage and is easily remedied by playing a music signal. After six hours with Qobuz, I checked it out. The benefits returned in full, Milstein sounded great—so intense, colorful, so fluid.

audiodharma Cable Cooker - Positive Feedback

audiodharma Cable Cooker

positive-feedback.com

audiodharma Cable Cooker
Customer-direct Pricing
Anniversary Edition Classic, $1079
Anniversary Edition Premium, $1279
Anniversary Edition Premium Plus, $1549
Anniversary Edition HI-POWER Premium Plus, $1949

 

[ZzZzZ]

Finally a fuse for all your audio issues worth just Rs. 417565.24 that too without customs and other import taxes. You can try it here.

 

[Subbu68]

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Finally a fuse for all your audio issues worth just Rs. 417565.24 that too without customs and other import taxes. You can try it here.

And designed to live for a few milliseconds in case of a short circuit. Uda de aur paisa vasool

 

[Subbu68]

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Finally a fuse for all your audio issues worth just Rs. 417565.24 that too without customs and other import taxes. You can try it here.

Quote from their website " Please note: fuses are directional, so please ensure you install your fuse accordingly. If you are not sure on the correct direction, simply try it both ways- you will be able to hear the difference."

Yes, we install fuses in the marked direction in switchgear to see the fuse blown indicators easily or it to pop-out and activate the limit switch to trigger an alarm or indication lamp. Or drop out fuses on poles so that the sleeves drop out and fall down to indicate the fuse is blown at that pole when they blow.

 

[aeroash]

Room Acoustic Enhancement device

Atmosphere, is a room acoustic enhancement device that employs the Uniform Energy Field (UEF) technology is applied in one’s listen room by creating an optimized RF environment while working in conjunction with SR’s HFTs (review here) placed at strategic points within one’s listening room.Through multiple tuned signal generators, the RF environment is simultaneously shaped at multiply frequencies to improve the perceived soundstage with “all aspects of the sound” enhanced to one’s preference - all under control by one’s iPad/iPhone and outside the signal path.

As quoted by Ted Denney, lead designer at SR: “In a nut shell we discovered that during the day ambient RF is stronger while the Earth’s Schumann Resonance is weaker in relation to overpowering solar and man-made radio frequencies. Typically speaking the ambient RF environment is at a higher frequency and is more complex during the day, and at a lower frequency and somewhat less complex late at night as our planet turns away from the sun. While charting Solar Flare, Coronal Hole and SDF activity we learned that the prevailing RF environment is affected by solar activity much more during the day, and less at night and this led to the discovery of specific RF environments conducive to what we perceive as good sound.

http://v2.stereotimes.com/post/synergistic-research-atmosphere-and-atm.

Atmosphere Infinity

www.synergisticresearch.com

 

[keith_correa]

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[Kannan]

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i can infer that you have been rendered SPEECHLESS....

 

[Subbu68]

Room Acoustic Enhancement device

Hope the WIFI works in the room with these special treatment devices to stream Spotify, Tidal etc.