PYST Cables

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PYST Cables

PYST was the god of drinking in Norse mythology. He’d be much better-known if he wasn’t getting schiit-faced all the time. Or, well, not really. PYST stands for Put Your Schiit Together, a set of short cables that make stacking your DAC and amp easy.

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PYST cables are made from only the finest 6-nines Unobtanium™ alloy, molecularly assembled in our Alternate Universe™ reality-distortion tesseract field , using a secret geometry reverse-engineered from crashed UFOs, painstakingly smuggled out of Area 51 by deep-cover operatives. Performance is further enhanced by the use of a QuantConnect™ quantum-entangled pair of transmission interfaces, held at absolute zero by our exclusive Stasis Field™ technology. The cables are then wrapped in NanoAeroCap™, a nanotechnology-enabled aerogel anti-capacitance insulation system, featuring Fractal Interleaved Geometry™ to create negative inductance for maximum audio transmission quality.

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It’s a satirical write up by Schitt. The PYST cable is a basic decent cable costing USD 20.
In fact , if you were to listen the duo behind the Co. when they got started, they named the company so.
( saw the video or an article somewhere when the company was launched - do not recollect )

it could be from head-fi... but not sure.

https://www.schiit.com/news/news/schiit-celebrates-5th-anniversary-releases-book
https://www.head-fi.org/threads/sch...f-the-worlds-most-improbable-start-up.701900/
 
Sbg, I have read that. I had owned one of their products a few years back. Good, no nonsense stuff.
 
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