audiophile jokes

[Analogous]

 

[arj]

And there there is always that one guy...

 

[ajuvignesh]

 

[Yogesh]

Logical!

 

[Donivlapog]

 

[Donivlapog]

Yes!! Finally found the right calibration!! Lemme sit back and enjoy!

 

[Nagaraj S]

Very budget friendly!

 

[aeroash]

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[hifimaddy]

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[Donivlapog]

When my 75 year old mom asks - Can this be used as a chapathi maker, made me laugh out loud!!

 

[hifimaddy]

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When my 75 year old mom asks - Can this be used as a chapathi maker, made me laugh out loud!!

We can't complain to her. It makes sense.

 

[hifimaddy]

 

[Donivlapog]

Once an audiophile goes to a shop where a frustrated salesman who has had a bad day had to endure his drilling. After testing a few sound bars he goes to a Sony htib collection and makes the salesman go from piller to post playing test tracks and sample audio. Then he plays through a collection of CDs in the stereo setup, listens to many ATMOS movie clips and goes on and on. Finally the salesman is so frustrated that he invites the audiophille to a 13.4 soundstage. After going through about 100 tracks, the salesman says give me a break, goes to the restroom gulps 2 bottles of beers, records his loud fart! When he comes back and plays that the .4 subs do a groundshattering effect upon which the audiophile says - now we are talking and buys the 13.4. The salesman learns his lesson and places a sticker - "sub woofers are the key to the best audio experience. Ask me why over a couple of beers!!"

 

[Yogesh]

 

[hifimaddy]

 

[Donivlapog]

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No wonder Dolby Atmos soundstage setup pisses us off!

 

[hifimaddy]

 

[hifimaddy]

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[ajuvignesh]

 

[mbhangui]

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I once had the misfortune of explaining this to a female colleague "Why is this called a male plug or a female plug" and I had to reply "anything with a hole is called a female plug and anythng that goes into a hole is called a male plug". In reality this kind of definitions should be done away with. Another example is the 'master' and 'slave' terminology used in software.