audiophile jokes

[raghupb]

 

[Sean de Silva]

 

[shafic]

 

[drlowmu]

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[raghupb]

 

[Analogous]

A speaker-silencing device (right) is being used to stop the music of China's square dancing grandmas (left). Dongxu Fang / Costfoto / Barcroft Media via Getty Images (left) / Taobao.com (right)

This is the $40 speaker-silencing gadget people are using to shut down China's crowds of dancing grandmas

In China, 100 million grandmas use square dancing to socialize and exercise. Critics of their loud music are using a viral device to silence them.

www.businessinsider.in

 

[Hiten]

Kindly go through whole video.

now give your vote...
1) 5 lashes for Mr. J in public place just like Taliban JK
2) Wrap him in the carpet he is sitting, and toss him away same way he did.
3) Give him benefit of doubt. He may actually be top class reviewer and mocking cheap Yamaha stereo.
4) Complaint to Youtube.
5) Complaint to Mr. J's Mother-in-Law
6) Crowd funded single journey ticket to Yamaha's Malaysian Factory.
7) Dharna and Fast like Anna Hazare till Mr. J gives in writing he will not be reviewing any product again.
8) All of the above

thank you for your cooperation

 

[Analogous]

This is what happens when you

Kindly go through whole video.

now give your vote...
1) 5 lashes for Mr. J in public place just like Taliban JK
2) Wrap him in the carpet he is sitting, and toss him away same way he did.
3) Give him benefit of doubt. He may actually be top class reviewer and mocking cheap Yamaha stereo.
4) Complaint to Youtube.
5) Complaint to Mr. J's Mother-in-Law
6) Crowd funded single journey ticket to Yamaha's Malaysian Factory.
7) Dharna and Fast like Anna Hazare till Mr. J gives in writing he will not be reviewing any product again.
8) All of the above

thank you for your cooperation

This is what happens when you give everyone the right to post home videos online.
The only video that comes close to this one is my wedding video from two decades ago!
The part where he tests each button and twirls the knobs is very evocative.
The camera work is superb and the editing is … well what editing?
The climax and ending should have been at the point where he frees the antenna.
I vote for number 5.

 

[lingamkrishnan]

 

[Yogesh]

Haha...

 

[k-pad]

Not an audiophile joke in the strictest sense, but more of an auditioner quiz question:
Q: What happens after the Joker drives off?
Auditionophile: ..................

 

[shafic]

'Horn'ey Audiophile

 

[shafic]

 

[OM_2K19]

https://www.reddit.com/r/hometheater/comments/qpqfo4

 

[shafic]

 

[shafic]

Life is Good

 

[Yogesh]

Life is Good
View attachment 64324

I need this!

 

[raghupb]

I need this!

You'll need 3 tubs. One on the ground. 2 standing up with a few 15"/18" drivers.

Cheers,
Raghu

 

[Amitkg]

I don't know whether or not this one qualifies for this thread but it reinforces my faith in audiophile system. You may mishear lyrics, if you don't have an audiophile system.
You can also watch part 1 & 3.

* Dear Moderator, please delete this post if you find the video-link obscene.

 

[shafic]