I think GJH was trying to make a point and his 'jest' seems to be lost on some.
Very unlikely that he was really putting down people.
I liked the post ......
" During the intermission, I told the conductor that the imaging would be much better if he put half of the musicians on the right side and the other in on the left side. I explained the "phantom" center that would be created, so no musicians are needed in the center. He just didn't have time to rearrange everyone, but thanked me for the advice.
As I bared to sit through this experience, I made another discovery: There was no type of room correction electronics! Ha! No wonder it all sounded bland. The music was NOT being digitized and adjusted by something like Audyssey or Trinnov! All the musicians should have been put in another room and recorded. Then it should have been played back in the concert hall on a good two channel system with room correction software. I don't think I'll be spending any more money on concerts until they can make this improvement.
At the very end, I invited the conductor to my residence. I figured he would never know how to fine tune his musicians if her had never heard a fine audiophile system. "................
Trust you got what the poster was humorously trying to say. Wonderful !
Most people ( especially "audiophiles" !) WANT a hi-fi system to sound like what THEY want it to be ! They might know what the real thing sounds like but they want it the way they LIKE it ! NOTHING wrong with that . It's a personal thing.
I like nice snappy kettle drums and tight deep bass . If a live musical performance didn't have that I'd be disappointed !
I remember listening to a live jazz group ( from Israel ) WITH amplification , up close in a large hall. The sound was incredible . The snap and power of the bass and drums couldn't be replicated at home. They had a battery of 18 inch drivers with power amplification to match. It was 'electronic' . but I couldn't match it at home with my 12 inch drivers !

They also sold their CD at the venue and I had it 'autographed'. Why? because everyone else was doing that !

I also asked them about the mastering engineer and they said the recording was done at one of the best European studio's.
At home it never sounded ANYTHING like the live performance though it was 'amplified too'. Of course there were many variables and I didn't expect it to sound like the show. Problem was it didn't sound ANYTHING close to the show !
Bottom line is , select your home system to sound like what YOU want it to be. Never mind if it isn't like the 'real thing'. If you like it and others don't, it's still the BEST system for you !
Now put on your favourite music on your favourite system and achieve Nirvana. Your Nirvana doesn't have to be like someone else's Nirvana !
Enjoy !
