audiophile jokes

Two friends talking, one audiophile (X) second non-audiophile(NX).

X says: I have heard that Shastriya Sangeet (Classic Music) has such powers that it can make water boil.
NX says: Not sure about water but certain about my blood though.
 
Hi,

What is the favorite birthday gift for an audiophile that does not have a turnrable?

An LP. You will know the boys from the men quickly; the boys will complain they do not have a turntable. The men will proudly inform you they will get a second mortgage shortly to be able to buy the new set to play this beauty...:eek:hyeah:

And one thought ‘hi-fi’ itself was elite enough! :D
 
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E-mails from an Asshole

A poor guy trying to troubleshoot his CD Player using the original Japanese manual being trolled over email.

Fair Warning: That website can swallow your time whole. I lost nearly an entire day to that website when I discovered it.

What a site! Especially with its old world ascii design (who writes emails these days anyway!).

This one reminded me of our ‘Giveaway thread’.
 
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