audiophile jokes

Two friends talking, one audiophile (X) second non-audiophile(NX).

X says: I have heard that Shastriya Sangeet (Classic Music) has such powers that it can make water boil.
NX says: Not sure about water but certain about my blood though.
 
Hi,

What is the favorite birthday gift for an audiophile that does not have a turnrable?

An LP. You will know the boys from the men quickly; the boys will complain they do not have a turntable. The men will proudly inform you they will get a second mortgage shortly to be able to buy the new set to play this beauty...:eek:hyeah:

And one thought ‘hi-fi’ itself was elite enough! :D
 
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E-mails from an Asshole

A poor guy trying to troubleshoot his CD Player using the original Japanese manual being trolled over email.

Fair Warning: That website can swallow your time whole. I lost nearly an entire day to that website when I discovered it.

What a site! Especially with its old world ascii design (who writes emails these days anyway!).

This one reminded me of our ‘Giveaway thread’.
 
The Marantz PM7000N offers big, spacious and insightful sound, class-leading clarity and a solid streaming platform in a award winning package.
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