Ok, guys, here is the last one I swear. I have just invented a new cable elevator that can be used for speakers cables, power cables, and even interconnects. If you use them for interconnects, you will find the music floating in the air. I call these Floating Elevators. Trademark has been applied for and is pending.
The elevators are silk strings that are carefully woven and extracted from the finest silks in the world. I have given a 10,000 yard order to select weavers in Kanchipuram and Benares where my vestal virgins will oversee the weaving and then kiss the final product.
These strings are supplied with special ceiling hooks that are also made in the same way as my floor elevators. You drill holes in the ceiling, insert my special plastic wall plugs and screw the hooks in. This is done every 2 feet at the minimum. For better results and to make me richer, you can use every six inches also. Using a pair of virgin scissors, carefully cut the required length of these ceiling elevators, and tie your power, speaker, or interconnects to hang a minimum of one feet away from the wall and one feet above the floor.
Do this and hear your music really float in the air. Some of my customers use a small fan to make the elevators swing. I believe when they do this, the music also swings across the room giving them infinite sweet spots. Irrespective of where they sit, they can hear the music floating and caressing their ears. I also supply special fans that I call Float Swingers.
Obviously because of the intricate and scientific nature of this method, you will find lots of things hanging in the air. You cannot, thus, let anyone onto the room. When not in use, keep the room locked. You have to clean the room yourself once in two days using special brooms and mopping cloth that I will supply. Refills are always available and can be ordered from our website. This is my way of making more money float away from you.
Some of my clients have gone one step forward. They have ordered for special thick Floating Elevators, and have hung all their equipment individually from the ceiling, using four to six hooks and Elevators for each unit. I have yet to hear how they sound, but I do believe this will be the ultimate system set-up in terms of airiness, clarity, accuracy, and tonality.
Keep you cheque books ready guys. I am going to come floating to you to make your moolah float away from you. As a gesture of love and affection, all HFV members are charged 25% more if you order within the next 7 days.
Floating Cheers