The Teleportation Tweak is so clever that I have taken exclusive distribution rights for whole of SE Asia. The tweak is available from noon tomorrow at a cost of 5K per call. I will make the call only after receiving the funds into my account. Unlike my principals who are well mannered people, I don't give any money back guarantee. After receiving your hard earned money, I will make a sweet voice squeak into the phone for 30 seconds. You can kiss goodbye to your money after that. Whether you keep your system on to absorb the sweet voiced squeaks or not is your headache. If you want the squeaks to come from vestal virgins, the price will be 25,000 for 30 seconds. I shall send you a photographed and stamped certificate to assure you that I have used a vestal virgin.
I would love to hear what Gobble has to say about this?
Cheers
This is absolutely free tweak ...
Listening to music while standing on your head improves sound quality, specially midrange of 2000 to 3000 hertz
The Teleportation Tweak is so clever that I have taken exclusive distribution rights for whole of SE Asia. The tweak is available from noon tomorrow at a cost of 5K per call. I will make the call only after receiving the funds into my account. Unlike my principals who are well mannered people, I don't give any money back guarantee. After receiving your hard earned money, I will make a sweet voice squeak into the phone for 30 seconds. You can kiss goodbye to your money after that. Whether you keep your system on to absorb the sweet voiced squeaks or not is your headache. If you want the squeaks to come from vestal virgins, the price will be 25,000 for 30 seconds. I shall send you a photographed and stamped certificate to assure you that I have used a vestal virgin.
I would love to hear what Gobble has to say about this?
Cheers
Hi folks,
(even with bowlers like Shoaib Akhtar who can bowl only at 150 miles per hour) .
This is absolutely free tweak ...
Listening to music while standing on your head improves sound quality, specially midrange of 2000 to 3000 hertz
I think you meant 100miles per hour or about 150-160 Kms per hour
Does vestal virgin pack absorb noise from from angry girlfrenz/wiveshyeah:The Teleportation Tweak is so clever that I have taken exclusive distribution rights for whole of SE Asia. The tweak is available from noon tomorrow at a cost of 5K per call. I will make the call only after receiving the funds into my account. Unlike my principals who are well mannered people, I don't give any money back guarantee. After receiving your hard earned money, I will make a sweet voice squeak into the phone for 30 seconds. You can kiss goodbye to your money after that. Whether you keep your system on to absorb the sweet voiced squeaks or not is your headache. If you want the squeaks to come from vestal virgins, the price will be 25,000 for 30 seconds. I shall send you a photographed and stamped certificate to assure you that I have used a vestal virgin.
I would love to hear what Gobble has to say about this?
Cheers
Does vestal virgin pack absorb noise from from angry girlfrenz/wiveshyeah:
Never tried it with inverted speakers but my guess is it will still further improve sound quality. Other keen observation I have made is cross bend legs reflect low fq. sound waves so you get a human bass reflex design.Would I have to listen in Rewind Mode?!?! OR Wud I have to suspend my speaker in inverted position?
No, I think anyone can/should do itPoor audiophile(s)
Just to clarify, that was not my intention of posting the link here:sad:. Also, IMO, the intention of the posters even on that thread was to alert and educate fellow members about the various marketing gimmicks and products. Just that it was done in a humourous way.While I would not make fun of the fellow forum members (referring to the thread mentioned above by santhol2) as long as fellow members are voicing their own experiences (and isolation -both mechanical and EM - is a pretty big thing in audio), it is true that people do gobble up some unbelievable stuff for the subjects of their passion. And it is not limited to AV stuff only.
Dear Mr. Venkat,
I am a guillible audio enthusiast who makes up for his lack of knowledge by investing in hocus-pocus thingamagics and expensive equipments. I am terribly interested in the audio improvement service you are offering. But since I like to beleive that I am a careful spender, I would only go for the regular tweak and not the vestal vergin package. I have even bought an audiophile grade telephone to further enhance the effect.
Please send me your account details. I have a bucketful of money that I dont want to keep with me anymore.
Regards,
Soulforged
PS. Do you also deal in snake oil by any chance? I need it to improve the sound quality from my power cables that are hooked up to the cheap 5 ampere socket of my govt. constructed home.