ok since we going to forward these mails to mr. maran - i can be giving better length to letter -
dear mr. maran,
i hope you are having this thought in your mind that every body wants to have the enjoyment moments and everybody wants to leave angryment moments far behind -
even ant and elephant wants to enjoy - i can tell you that ant do not want to be crushed to horrible death by elephant.
also i can be free to tell you another thing - that is true - that if elephant gets too close to ant then the ant will be crushed to horrible death.
i have to inform you that because of you everybody is suffering and deadly deaths will happen in india -
AIYYO - WHY??? - YOU ARE ASKING?
ok i tell you why- please remove sunglasses like your uncle and read -
the reason why mr. maran is causing deadly deaths -
- You know, mr. Maran, that everybody is working hard in office and completely tired coming back home? - fully tired? - and when wife is saying to go to market to buy vegetables and chaddi for baby - she gets one slap only?- and baby is only two years old?
Then, what the man doesing? - he go and put television on - so that he can relax and become good mood by watching india team hit six and four and very cheeky singles by dhoni and clever indians - BUT WHAT HE SEES? - big SUNDIRECT HD logo blocking the picture - so he throws remote at the baby and puts TV off.
after this man does not know what to do - he is looking here and there and suddenly sees the wife - then he does what man do to woman when there is nothing else to do- and so, one more baby is produced.
so, because of you india population in increasing, and cost of onions is going up- everybody is fighting because space is less, and elephant is getting too close to ant -
what will happen, mr. maran? - ant will get crushed.
please mr. maran, remember - you are crushing consumer like ants but you are knowing who eats dead elephant? - i tell you the answer -
it is ants.
only one elephnat - but hundred million crore and twenty two ants are there